I mess up the show
Sam: Hey Carly!!
Carly: Icarly starts in 5 minutes
Sam: Sweet! (runs to the refrigerator & gets a slice of pizza)
Gibby: Whoa is that pizza?
Gibby: Can I have it?
Sam: Get your own.
Carly: Here take it! (gasps) Icarly time.
Spencer: Hey you guys doing the web show?
Sam: what is that?
Carly: another one of Spencer's weird tings.
Spencer: You guys want to know what it is?
Mrs. Benson: (runs in)
Carly: Mrs. Benson? What are you doing here?
Mrs. Benson: Freddie's not coming.
Gibby: Why not?
T-Bo: Hey does anyone know why no one wants to buy some bagels?
(Carly, Sam, & Gibby leave)
Mrs. Benson: T-Bo, back to the apartment!
T-Bo: yes Mrs. Benson. (leaves) But still why can't Freddie do Icarly?
Mrs. Benson: Freddie is sick with a 105 fever. lets go!
Carly: okay. Uh Gibby.
Carly: I need you to say in 5, 4, 3, 2.
Gibby: Okay, but wait. How come we don't say in 5 4 3 2 1?
Carly: No one knows.
Gibby: I'd like to know.
Sam: No one cares!
Gibby: okay. In 5, 4, 3, 2.
Carly: I'm Carly!
Sam: I'm Sam!
Gibby: And I'm Gibby!
(Sam & Carly: And this is Icarly.)
Carly: Now you may be wondering why Freddie isn't here.
Sam: well we don't know.
Carly: Anyway say hello to our substitute Gibby.
Sam: Say hello to the fans.
Gibby: Hello fans. Hey can I take off my shirt?
Carly: And now it's time for the Cowboy and the idiot farm girl who thought the cowboy's mustache was a squirrel.
Gibby: Hey why can't I be the cowboy?
Sam: because you're holding the camera. now shut up.
Sam: well hello there farm girl.
Carly: I see that you have a squirrel on your face still.
Sam: Um little missy we talked about this every time. this is no squirrel, this is a mustache.
Carly: I have the perfect thing for your little squirrel to eat.
Sam: eat!? Now missy I told you this ain't and will never be a squirrel.
Carly: here you go!! (throws jello on Sam's face)
Sam: What the!?
(random dancing music starts)
Carly: Uh what's happening?
Sam: Yeah this isn't part of it.
Gibby: what? I thought it was time.
Sam: Dude just turn it off.
Carly: I got it.
Gibby: (takes his shirt off)
Sam: Gib! Not now!
Carly: Oh Gibby.
Spencer: wow that is one shirtless Gibby.
T-Bo: Hey Mrs. Benson, you have to see this!
Mrs. Benson: (sighs) T-Bo turn that off. I don't want to see any shirtless boys. or naked ones either. hello? Yes I'm calling about my son Freddie.
T-Bo: Hey look now!
Mrs. Benson: yes, yes....I don't know what happened! And no I will not date you!
T-Bo: hey look now he's dancing upside down with his shirt off.
Mrs. Benson: You know T-Bo go next door. I have to talk to this doctor. What? No! I am not dating him! Stop trying to ask me out!!
T-Bo: hey Spencer?
T-Bo: Mind if I join you?
Spencer; No. What's up?
T-Bo: Mrs. Benson doesn't want me in there.
Spencer; How come?
T-Bo: She's talking to a doctor who's trying to ask her out.
Spencer: No way!! (laughs) Come on! Lets watch her!
T-Bo: Okay. But we have to be quiet.
Sam: Now that Gibby's shirt is back on, lets look at the screen for another terrible movie.
Carly: we showed you one a year ago. this one is called....called....Sam I forgot the name.
Sam: The movie we don't know!!
Carly: But that's not even a movie.
Sam: Well never mind that! what else can we do?
Carly: I got it! We all remember...
Sam: (hits a button)
(voice: Hey, hey, hey, hey. what am I sitting on?)
Carly: okay we are going to use my older brother Spencer.
Sam: while we find spencer, please enjoy a video of Gibby spinning around the room.
Gibby: (hits the button)
T-Bo: I'll open the door first.
T-Bo: (opens the door)
Mrs. Benson: No I am not!!!
(Spencer & T-Bo laugh)
Carly: What are you doing!?
Spencer; Hey!! Carly!!
Freddie; Mom, who are you talking to?
Mrs. Benson: some rich doctor. Okay so I told Spencer that you won't be there.
Freddie; You're kidding! Mom! This is the first episode of 2016! and you blew it!
Mrs. Benson: I'm sorry Freddie, but when you have a 105 fever you can't go!
Freddie: Mom I'm fine!
Mrs. Benson: (feels Freddie's forehead) No! Go back to bed!
Carly: (runs in) Freddie?
Freddie; Carly? (closes the door) you really shouldn't be here.
Carly: Did you see Icarly?
Carly: Look I'm sorry about ruining the web show.
Freddie; You didn't ruin it. Gibby & Sam did. (kisses Carly)